What's Cooler Than Being Cool?
Headbutt.
I vow never again to leave you without links. Unless a new Batman movie comes out really soon, then all bets are off.
Cold. It's way better than being hot. You want to argue with me? I'll prove it to you.
Cold houses are way better than hot houses. Case in point: our townhouse. You have no idea how miserable and god awful a place can be when it's 90 degrees inside. There's only so many clothes you can take off, and pretending you are a slug to avoid movement lasts but so long. However, if your house is cold, then you can just put more clothes on. Keep piling on clothes until the end of time, and you'll eventually get warm. Point: cold.
Drinks. Unless you happen to be from England (hi Andy! Hi Paul! Hi Keith!), odds are you like your beer cold. Ice tea anyone? Yeah yeah yeah, you might say coffee, but I retort with ice coffee, and use my level 4 wizard to take your level 2 paladin (after I put on my robe and wizard hat of course). Point: cold.
Girls. You've never ever heard of a cold girl before, but you have heard of hott girls before. Hot wins this one by default. Two points awarded to hot, one for each 't' (who am I to deny beauty?) Then again, girls that are cold have their advantages too, but we'll leave that one alone for now.
It all comes down to this. The tiebreaker. The one to decide it all. And that category is: what I say goes. It's my writings. If I say cold is the winner, then cold is the winner. You don't like that resolution? You think that's not good enough?
Then kiss off. Find someone else to make you laugh while you're at work.
K bye.
I vow never again to leave you without links. Unless a new Batman movie comes out really soon, then all bets are off.
Cold. It's way better than being hot. You want to argue with me? I'll prove it to you.
Cold houses are way better than hot houses. Case in point: our townhouse. You have no idea how miserable and god awful a place can be when it's 90 degrees inside. There's only so many clothes you can take off, and pretending you are a slug to avoid movement lasts but so long. However, if your house is cold, then you can just put more clothes on. Keep piling on clothes until the end of time, and you'll eventually get warm. Point: cold.
Drinks. Unless you happen to be from England (hi Andy! Hi Paul! Hi Keith!), odds are you like your beer cold. Ice tea anyone? Yeah yeah yeah, you might say coffee, but I retort with ice coffee, and use my level 4 wizard to take your level 2 paladin (after I put on my robe and wizard hat of course). Point: cold.
Girls. You've never ever heard of a cold girl before, but you have heard of hott girls before. Hot wins this one by default. Two points awarded to hot, one for each 't' (who am I to deny beauty?) Then again, girls that are cold have their advantages too, but we'll leave that one alone for now.
It all comes down to this. The tiebreaker. The one to decide it all. And that category is: what I say goes. It's my writings. If I say cold is the winner, then cold is the winner. You don't like that resolution? You think that's not good enough?
Then kiss off. Find someone else to make you laugh while you're at work.
K bye.
posted by Rich @ 8:19 AM
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