Have You Seen My Stapler?
Headbutt.
I'm going to throw this out there, let's see what you think about it: Home Depot is not a place for you to make out. Ever.
And let's get this out of the way: cree-py.
A new guy got hired at work. What's the big deal, you say? It happens all the time. So what?
Except this guy looks, sounds, and acts like Milton. Yes, that Milton, the "it's a red Swingline", "I was told I could listen to the radio" Milton from Office Space. It's creepy. You think it might be a little bit cool, but it's not. It's really creepy.
To make matters worse, he's annoying. He's married, probably 15 years older than I am, and yet he uses "sweet" and "cool" constantly. It's borderline embarrassing. He asks questions all the time. I don't mean a lot, I mean all the time. Poor Hoodi can't get any work done because this doofus needs to be lead around by the hand. The other day this guy, in reference to being young, told me to "drink your beer, chase your women, and smoke your dope." First, who uses that phrase anymore, and second, who says that at work? He used it again today. Who honestly does this?
If you think I'm being mean, or you happen to be a coworker of mine and you're wondering, "how can you say this about a fellow employee?", I say this to you: public domain bitches. We all know how I feel about public domain. I can share my opinion, I can blast someone. You can't hold me down. You can't even contain me.
Wu-tang.
K bye.
I'm going to throw this out there, let's see what you think about it: Home Depot is not a place for you to make out. Ever.
And let's get this out of the way: cree-py.
A new guy got hired at work. What's the big deal, you say? It happens all the time. So what?
Except this guy looks, sounds, and acts like Milton. Yes, that Milton, the "it's a red Swingline", "I was told I could listen to the radio" Milton from Office Space. It's creepy. You think it might be a little bit cool, but it's not. It's really creepy.
To make matters worse, he's annoying. He's married, probably 15 years older than I am, and yet he uses "sweet" and "cool" constantly. It's borderline embarrassing. He asks questions all the time. I don't mean a lot, I mean all the time. Poor Hoodi can't get any work done because this doofus needs to be lead around by the hand. The other day this guy, in reference to being young, told me to "drink your beer, chase your women, and smoke your dope." First, who uses that phrase anymore, and second, who says that at work? He used it again today. Who honestly does this?
If you think I'm being mean, or you happen to be a coworker of mine and you're wondering, "how can you say this about a fellow employee?", I say this to you: public domain bitches. We all know how I feel about public domain. I can share my opinion, I can blast someone. You can't hold me down. You can't even contain me.
Wu-tang.
K bye.
posted by Rich @ 11:33 AM
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