I Wish I Had Thought Of This

Headbutt.

First things first: so pumped.

I was going to try and claim this as my own thought, maybe write a little story about it, but there are just some things that are so twisted, so untapped with raw comedic uber-powers that even I couldn't even think this stuff up. You know then that this must be some kind of mind-exploding tour de force.

A book was found entitled, "Idiots in the Workplace." After making all the preliminary jokes, we delved into this rich history of American entrepreneurship. We found such gems as "References - I have none as I have left a path of destruction wherever I work" to a story about a prospective employee challenging the interviewer to an arm wrestling match. In the middle of the interview.

However, there was one that stood out above the rest. When asked for his education on his resume, a man wrote, "I did not finish high school as I was kidnapped and held in a closet in Mexico."

I can't even make a joke about this one. In fact, I don't think I can ever top that.

It still makes me giggle when I think about it. Giggle like a little school girl.

I'll leave you now so I can finish giggling.

K bye.